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Stories

The group chat.

Every one of these started with somebody saying “it's fine.” It wasn't fine.

These first few are ours. We wrote them so you could see what we're going for. Real ones from readers start once people send them in, and we'll always say which is which.

  • The good Tupperware

    Petty level: Label maker House story, written by us

    FriendsThursday

    1. can you bring your dip saturday??
    2. of course
    3. I'll bring it in a container I'm taking home with me
    4. ok?? lol
    5. no reason
    6. how's my blue lid doing btw. it's been 14 months
    7. Read 8:02 PM

    She brought the lid back Sunday. It's in the cabinet with a name on it now.

  • Great idea, thanks for sharing

    Petty level: Timestamped House story, written by us

    Work chatWednesday

    1. love the idea from today's meeting!! glad I thought of it
    2. it's such a good idea
    3. dropping the doc I sent on Tuesday so everyone has the original :)
    4. Read 4:58 PM

    Nobody said anything. Everybody saw the date.

  • Happy belated

    Petty level: Recurring House story, written by us

    Big brotherLast Sunday

    1. wait is your birthday this week
    2. it was last week
    3. all good!! I sent you a calendar invite for next year
    4. and every year after
    5. there's no end date
    6. Delivered

    He accepted it. Honestly, growth.

  • Spot 12

    Petty level: Laminated House story, written by us

    Building group chatMonday

    1. whoever's been parking in spot 12 it's really not a big deal
    2. it's my spot
    3. but it's not a big deal
    4. I made a little sign. it's laminated
    5. there's a QR code on it that goes to page 4 of the lease
    6. Read 7:15 AM

    The spot has been empty every morning since.

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